my blogspeak
This is basically Newspeak but for my blog. Texts do not have that sort of depth that you would have in a face to face conversation, or even when talking on calls. Some words really don't have the same meaning as I would be saying them with a different intonation in my head and you'll be reading it with another one. These are the list of some common words or phrases that I use, which might change context in the same sentence.
| Phrase | Meaning |
|---|---|
| fuck you (totally randomly) | i love you |
| fuck you | Stop joking around |
| fuck you (When said the second time) | This is not funny anymore |
| fuck you (When I say it and there isn't a text immediately succeeding) | fuck you |
| patani | pata nahi (i don't know) |
| smart | someone who likes to learn |
| dumb | someone who can't do grade 8 maths while not being good at any other thing |
| shantanu | someone who is trying hard to fit in, but everytime they joke, the laughs are on them. Pretensions while also being very dumb. |
| black time | time in tanzania |
| black gandhis | tanzanian shilling |
| brown time | time in india |
| brown gandhis (or just gandhis) | indian rupee |
| its so sweet | the literal meaning + the reference to the song Sweet by CAS which i like |
| bhabwhawhabha | I say this when im not confident in what i've said, so if it ever goes wrong i could just argue it was just a joke as clearly intended by writing bhwabhawbhbh |
| 👉👈 | I use this when im pretending to be embarrassed |
| the candidate | me |
| the subject | aleen |
| cute | I use the adjective to describe a lot of things that can't be qualitatively described as cute |
| cool | I use this when I can't think of a reply, unless its so cool, then I think that it is so cool |
| shanghai | unless its used in the literal sense, it is a fictional place where all my dreams take place |
| shanghai 88 (room 88) | what happens in 88 stays in 88 |
| -esque (suffix) | A suffix I made up ( I think I did but I am not sure.). It converts a noun into an adjective |
| dumbo | Someone who is not dumb, but is still doing something that a dumb would also do |
| uhuh | alright, go on, that's interesting (im much more fascinated by how youre fascinated by whatever it is, rather than me being fascinated by whatever it is ) |