From the Candidate's Notes

my blogspeak

This is basically Newspeak but for my blog. Texts do not have that sort of depth that you would have in a face to face conversation, or even when talking on calls. Some words really don't have the same meaning as I would be saying them with a different intonation in my head and you'll be reading it with another one. These are the list of some common words or phrases that I use, which might change context in the same sentence.

Phrase Meaning
fuck you (totally randomly) i love you
fuck you Stop joking around
fuck you (When said the second time) This is not funny anymore
fuck you (When I say it and there isn't a text immediately succeeding) fuck you
patani pata nahi (i don't know)
smart someone who likes to learn
dumb someone who can't do grade 8 maths while not being good at any other thing
shantanu someone who is trying hard to fit in, but everytime they joke, the laughs are on them. Pretensions while also being very dumb.
black time time in tanzania
black gandhis tanzanian shilling
brown time time in india
brown gandhis (or just gandhis) indian rupee
its so sweet the literal meaning + the reference to the song Sweet by CAS which i like
bhabwhawhabha I say this when im not confident in what i've said, so if it ever goes wrong i could just argue it was just a joke as clearly intended by writing bhwabhawbhbh
👉👈 I use this when im pretending to be embarrassed
the candidate me
the subject aleen
cute I use the adjective to describe a lot of things that can't be qualitatively described as cute
cool I use this when I can't think of a reply, unless its so cool, then I think that it is so cool
shanghai unless its used in the literal sense, it is a fictional place where all my dreams take place
shanghai 88 (room 88) what happens in 88 stays in 88
-esque (suffix) A suffix I made up ( I think I did but I am not sure.). It converts a noun into an adjective
dumbo Someone who is not dumb, but is still doing something that a dumb would also do
uhuh alright, go on, that's interesting (im much more fascinated by how youre fascinated by whatever it is, rather than me being fascinated by whatever it is )